After the overwhelming response recieved for the original Are you an attention whore?, I felt it worthwhile to add reader suggestions and compile an additional list just so we can see how pathetic you someone else is. See if you’re a pathetic loser, or, even better, see if you know one!
Does “this person” make online personas to talk to “them self” publicly in games, websites or IM conversations?
Does you “this person” call people randomly while drunk and confess undying love?
Does “this person” claim to be dating the richest person in town who also happens to be the local drug lord?
Does “this person” have a habit of posting misleading pictures online labelled “Mmm.jpg”?
Has “this person” claimed to have the sexual reportoire of a circus stripper just to get someone in the sack?
Have you Has “this person” gotten pregnant just so she could feel loved by someone?
Has this person curdled milk just by being near it?
Does “this person” have to be the centre of attention? At someone else’s wedding?
If you could answer ‘yes’ to question 8, was this person invited to the wedding in the first place?
Is this person their own top friends on social networking sites like myspace or facebook?
Spit or swallow?
The last time you were sick, did “this person” have a lapsed lung, deviated septum and an irritable bowel, all at once?
Has “this person” ever bought themselves diamond rings or flowers and pretended they are from someone else?
When you go out cruising for chicks, do you have socks down your pants?
Do you use padding in your bra?
Was this person the basis for the bandie image from the series of movies in American Pie?