I was cruising around Melbourne with my family while we’re all on bikes. It was somewhere around Swanston St and Daimaru where we decided to go through a tunnel that doesn’t exist and ended up going into the City Loop (what the subway is called there). While we were riding down the ramp on our bikes, I lost control of mine and crashed into a woman standing on the side of the ramp. To me it seemed like nothing, so I asked if she was OK… She seemed fine so I started riding away.
All of a sudden, I heard a scream from behind me. I turn around and its two women now who were holding their shins and crying that I had broken their legs. People around us were just staring at the girls and me. My family had ridden off without me, so I was there alone with this problem. An old man who was watching ran at me with a black tennis racket and starting hitting me with it. I tried to defend myself but couldn’t. He was just too quick and armed, while I just had my hands. I kept telling people to call 911, which did seem weird since the emergency number in Australia is 000. Nobody would call for help and I didn’t have my phone. The old guy knew he was winning and kept attacking me with the black tennis racket while swearing with unusual curses like “cock licker” and “shit scraper.”
I was only woken up when Derek came into the room.