Are you an attention whore? Does the world revolve around you? Was the universe created just so you’d have somewhere to preen and display your awesome goodness? Take this quiz to find out! If you mentally answer any of these (I know some of you will!!), read to the end to see how much of an attention whore you are!
Quiz
- How many legs do you have?
- When was the last time you shaved them?
- Who was the last person to admire your legs (all of them!)?
- Who would you like to be between your legs?
- Who has better legs, you or me?
- Why does Pinky Tuscadero have only 1 leg? (trick question!)
- Is the colour of your leg hair different to Mrs Beaver?
- Does your horoscope mention the beauty of your legs today?
- Can you do the splits?
- When was the last time someone was between your legs?
- Did you have to pay for it, or were you paid?
- Do your legs go all the way from the ground to your butt?
- Does Jimmy like your legs?
- Do you know anyone whose legs resemble chicken giblets?
- What do your legs do for a hobby?
- Are you jealous of that particular hobby? Why?
- Have you thought of sending pictures from your cell, of yourself, to Dane Cook?
- If you sent pictures of yourself to Dane Cook, did he call you back?
- Is your rack bragworthy?
- Have you bragged about your rack today? To the same gender?
- Does your rack resemble man-titties like a ProWrestlers’?
- Have you padded your rack with socks, Kleenex or tissue paper? When? Why? Results?
- Do you own t-shirts with the slogan “I love my boyfriend” or “I love my girlfriend”?
- If so, did you buy it before or after meeting your boy/girlfriend?
- Who’s on your desktop wallpaper, you or your partner?
- If you’re a girl/girl couple, whose rack is bigger?
- Have you kissed your partner’s hoohoo this week?
- Would you kiss Dane Cook’s hoohoo? Sober?
- If you would kiss DC’s hoohoo, would you admit it to anybody? Including yourself?
- How many naked pictures of yourself have previous partners taken? How many pictures do you still have copies of?*
Scoring
If you were able to postively answer the questions, tally your scores here.
1-6 questions: You’re not very whorish afterall. Read the questions you missed and try to live up to them just a little. You’ll be an attention whore in no time!
7-14 questions: You’ve started throwing off the shackles of prudism, but you’ve only just begun. Keep up the hard work, preen before some mirrors and start shaving your legs weekly. Trust me, your ego will appreciate the boost just as much as the realisation of your true potential.
15-24 questions: Wow, you certainly know you have a place in the world. By the sound of it, you’re just getting a good grip on becoming a great attention whore. Keep it up!
25-30 questions:You’ve reached the epitome of what it means to be an attention whore! Congratulations! You should immediately go out, tattoo your lower back with some butterflies and stars, and then send the pictures here so we can help display your utter inner awareness! Well done!
*As this is a genuine quiz, we require photographic evidence before we can accept affirmative responses to this question